Going up

Jelly In your dreams: Bombas & Parr. In reality: Pret A Manger

Mr Hare for Topman Super-exciting collaboration lands this month. We want the monochrome jazz shoes. Very Smooth Criminal

Gap's navy cable jumper The whole of the Measure is officially in its thrall. The fact that we have to wait until October to buy it is not helping

Ryan Gosling In Drive, this man looks hot in a satin bomber jacket

The redhead backlash The Rihanna moment has well and truly timed-out

Willy Moon He can sing. He can dance. He's a teddy boy. And his first single clocks in at just one minute 50 seconds. What's not to love?

Going down

Puppies Jo Malone had actual penguins at their latest event. Take that, Andrex

Born To Shine No, not the latest cosmetic treatment, but an ITV show boasting Natasha Kaplinsky, Denise van Outen and Jason Gardiner. Heavens above

Arthouse cinemas We're embracing the trashy joys of the multiplex. FYI, the Cambridges are regulars at theirs in Llandudno Junction: class

Languid holiday reading It's all about a thriller on the sunlounger this year, starting with SJ Watson's Before I Go To Sleep