Going up

Chinti and Parker x Colette jumper Smart cashmere collaboration with chic Paris store. Plus it's gorge. Triple tick.

Choupette With two personal maids, an iPad and a Twitter account, Karl Lagerfeld's cat must surely be a contender for cult summer celebrity.

Things Organized Neatly blog Porn for aesthetically-minded nerds.

The xx Let the countdown to the new album commence.

Michael Fassbender Best robot ever. Let's all go Prometheus-blond to celebrate.

Going down

Strawberries and cream frappuccinos Rather vulgar, no? We prefer to keep our Wimbledon-inspired snacking pure: actual strawberries and actual cream, please.

Gastro pub chic You can have too many vintage "pieces" in your living room, you know.

Early autumn/winter deliveries Seriously. And we haven't worn any of our spring/summer stuff properly yet.

Umbrellas We've had to pick them up one too many times recently.