In what Bob Dylan fans may regard as the most shocking development since his guitar went electric 44 years ago, the Old Groaner is said to be making plans for a Christmas album.

According to the Bully!Pulpit website, he has already recorded at least four songs: Must Be Santa, Here Comes Santa Claus, I'll Be Home for Christmas and O Little Town of Bethlehem.

Can any readers come up with a few lines of their own that sound seasonable but – well – a bit more Dylanesque? Something like this, perhaps?