Going up

Harper Beckham’s braids Threatening to overshadow all that catwalk malarkey at her mum’s show.

Swimwear as outerwear See Taylor Swift’s bandeau bikini top at the Grammys and anything by We Are Handsome.

York Notes yellow The most immediate way to spring up your wardrobe. See Richard Malone at Fashion East, Swan Vestas and the new Gentlewoman cover for inspo.

Vanity RIP. Prince’s protege pioneered lingerie and electropop. Wear the first and listen to the second in tribute.

Backstage freak-outs Kanye at SNL, Riri at the Grammys: it’s the new cool emosh.

Monki makeup Fun and Insta-friendly. And all under £10.

Going down

Multiple keyboards You want to text your mum you’ll be late and you’re stuck on the kimoji gifs.

The hair tuck Usurped at fashion week by cold-shoulder hair, where you sweep all of it to cover one half of your collar. Modern. 

Bangs on guys At the Michael Kors show, wavy bangs were in.

Mark Zuckerberg It’s all about Spielberg now. This is the Normcore millionaire you want to be channelling. Kanye is already on it.

Taking the kids to a fashion show The alpha move is to bring your pet. Cara and Leo at Chanel couture but also Bowie, the puppy who was front row at Julien Macdonald at London Fashion Week.

Fedoras Now worn by Kris Jenner, not hip young things in Brooklyn.