Stone me

"The Stone Roses are more important than Picasso," wrote Damien Hirst in the band's Heaton Park reunion gigs programme. Ahem.

Hair today ...

If you ever fancied trying a mullet, but were scared of taking the plunge, Red5.co.uk has just the thing for you: a clip-on mullet. For £5.95 the classic 80s look is yours.

WikiBeats

WikiLeaks has released a debut album, Beat the Blockade, featuring The Ballad of Julian Assange and WikiLeaks Samba. Should go to No 1 … in Ecuador.

Aeroplane mode

The new Flight App aims to help the flying-phobic with an in-air panic button offering instant therapy to calm the nerves. Although it's no good during take-off or landing, when all devices have to be switched off.

Islands in the sun

Have the Channel islands ever been so topical? The Barclay brothers have been empire-building on Sark, Jimmy Carr dodged tax in Jersey and British tennis star Heather Watson hails from Guernsey.

Shot down

Digital camera sales have declined 29% in the past five years, according to Mintel. Forty-five per cent of people surveyed rely on their smartphone to capture pictures.