James Walsh 

Quiz: who is Liam Gallagher insulting?

Liam Gallagher is as well known for his ability to insult other musicians as he is for his singing. Which 10 bands or artists is he talking about in the quotes below?
  
  


  1. “They’re a band off university challenge."

    1. Radiohead

    2. Bloc Party

    3. Arcade Fire

    4. Slade

  2. "[They] look like they've got fucking nits."

    1. Kings of Leon

    2. Belle & Sebastian

    3. The Grateful Dead

    4. Mumford & Sons

  3. “They're jealous and senile and not getting enough fucking meat pies.”

    1. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger

    2. Keith Richards and George Harrison

    3. Roger Daltrey and Ringo Starr

    4. Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood

  4. "He's in the corner doing smack with a helmet on his head. There's nothing free about that. It's nasty.”

    1. Damon Albarn

    2. Pete Doherty

    3. Brett Anderson

    4. Robbie Williams

  5. "But they wear make-up and their kecks are skintight. What's that about?"

    1. My Chemical Romance

    2. Placebo

    3. Kaiser Chiefs

    4. Mansun

  6. "He reminds me of fucking Right Said Fred. You put on ‘I'm Too Sexy For My Fucking Thing’ next to their records and I bet you any money it's the same person. It's the same fucking person!"

    1. Simon Le Bon out of Duran Duran

    2. Alex Kapranos out of Franz Ferdinand

    3. Matt Bellamy out of Muse

    4. Marilyn Manson

  7. "Shut the fuck up about Africa.”

    1. Bono

    2. Peter Gabriel

    3. Sting

    4. Damon Albarn

  8. "It's like fucking three-year-old's music, worse than Steps."

    1. Girls Aloud

    2. One Direction

    3. Daft Punk

    4. Gorillaz

  9. "She can't even chew chewing gum and walk in a straight line at the same time, let alone write a book."

    1. Lady GaGa

    2. Victoria Beckham

    3. Lily Allen

    4. Rihanna

  10. "I’m not having anyone with ginger hair making music."

    1. Florence Welch

    2. Josh Homme

    3. Ed Sheeran

    4. Geri Halliwell

Solutions

1:B, 2:D, 3:B, 4:B, 5:C, 6:B, 7:A, 8:D, 9:B, 10:A

Scores

  1. 4 and above.

    You haven't been paying attention to Liam Gallagher over the past twenty years. This may not be a bad thing.

  2. 6 and above.

    Not bad!

  3. 8 and above.

    Very good! Many of Liam's insults have wormed their beady way into your mind.

  4. 10 and above.

    Well done! You've managed to remember everyone Liam Gallagher has insulted, which is quite a few people.

 

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