Going up

Chunky sparkly flats Miu Miu's jewelled trainers and Dolce's glittery brogues are the best way to fashion up your look. No taxi required

M&S snake-print dress We've had official word that this A-grade number will be in and out in a flash. Consider this your six-week warning

AntiGravity yoga Forget Bikram. Now it's all about doing the downward facing dog in a silk hammock

Photo booths They're in the new Chanel ads and that means they're officially having a moment

JW Anderson His star is on the major hike. Check his boyish trousers, cool modern paisleys and super textural knits – a bit latex, a bit fluffy, very cool

Liza Minnelli She killed the Terry Richardson/Love shoot. Legend

Going down

Red soles We're done. Our interest has been piqued by Ferragamo's hound's-tooth sole. Niche stuff

Watches as eye patches Honestly, this is never going to persuade anyone to spend their hard-earned dollars on a pricey wrist piece

The statement prefix Doesn't it feel a bit desperate now? If something needs a splashy prefix, it's clearly not fabulous enough on its own

The polo We missed the memo that decreed watching toff sports was the new summer festival